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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 89 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I remember when The Onion was ridiculous.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, it still is. Reality is just ALSO rediculous.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Maybe they should shift gears and start printing stories like "JD Vance Apologizes to Haitian Immigrants" or "Trump Kicks Neo-Nazis Out of Rally".

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

"Trump declaires himself a vegetarian. Proclaims only soy boys eat meat."

[–] FrederikNJS@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Trump Apologies for Insurrection, Explains He Was 'Hangry'"

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Trump answers question clearly and honestly".

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I too remember the present moment.

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 72 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I had to check the community and link, because I could believe he would say something like this.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly, I could imagine every single network reporting this exact headline and I wouldn't bat an eye.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

Me too. I only realized it was onion the second time I scrolled through.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I briefly believed it before realizing I should check.

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Given what has actually come out of this man's mouth, it was definitely plausible.

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This one fuckin got me. Are they sure this didn’t actually happen?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 13 points 2 weeks ago

I think it has. In his head. The Onion just has an advanced scoop.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh, I bit the onion pretty hard on this one.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Me: God dammit. I must be slipping. I used to be able yo laugh at an obviously fake onion headline.

Comment section: I FELL FOR THE ONION HEADLINE!!!

Me: Oh good. It's not just me.

Reality is the issue, not you.

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

I had to triple check the source before I was convinced it wasn’t real.

Maybe it is real. Anything’s possible these days.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Lol came in to admit defeat, and saw a ton of comments doing the same.

Not 100% sure The Onion didn't accidentally post something that actually happened again.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago

Adding my +1 for I ate the onion

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

First time I had to check because I was sure it WASN'T the onion.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 15 points 2 weeks ago

This headline is completely believable.

[–] Someplaceunknown@fedia.io 13 points 2 weeks ago

Why does this sound real

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Onion is trying to make a comeback but honestly, their content has been a bit meh because it's almost too on the nose and close to reality.

Old onion was great because the satire cascaded into something completely out of this world humor.

Like if they ran their closeted republican report today (https://youtu.be/simV1ZXFsxI) it just wouldn't be as funny because the problem has only gotten worse in the wrong direction. There is just no next level up that they can go and still keep it satire.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"This woke imbalance of the humours causes women to put their own rights and interests ahead of the feelings of ~~insecure~~ very handsome and smart men, such as myself."

-JD Vance, probably

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

Bruh I thought it was real.

[–] credo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

They are going to get in trouble. Satire has to be obvious.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

renfield says what?

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

“Vaginas scare me!”