We could have had funniest moment of the year if authorities seized his Mercedes while he was voting.

The guy who said it probably doesn’t grammar all that well anyway.

Apparently one too many people called him gay over this: he posted a tiktok a short while ago saying he meant what he said and “concubine” basically means slave, apparently hoping the people who follow him don’t know better.

Hopefully cybernetics are not so advanced that geriatrics can continue to control everything.

I guess the guy didn’t realize he’s talking to literally Goku.

Is it, though?

Dave Ramsey is a hack.

This won’t be popular with the North Korean people. Kim’s approval rating might drop as low as 99%.

I must admit, I had to read through multiple headlines before I could sort out if this was a satire website or not.

“This woke imbalance of the humours causes women to put their own rights and interests ahead of the feelings of insecure very handsome and smart men, such as myself.”

-JD Vance, probably

A victory screen, by any other resolution, is just as sweet.

Cult followings are the highest form of magecraft.

The Defense Against Christmas.

Chris Sawyer is a madman.

Is this gonna be the one where we get the plot twist that Gromit died of old age years ago and Wallace coped by replacing him with a lifelike robot Gromit?

Sorry, it’s a turn-off for me to have to call my partner a fucking donkey.

The only consistency you should expect from the right wing is that they’ll consistently drop their “principles” the instant it’s convenient.

Nihilist Arby’s all over again.

Shit, these weather control machines are actually everywhere.

Now this is shitposting.