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submitted 2 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 29 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Maybe they should shift gears and start printing stories like "JD Vance Apologizes to Haitian Immigrants" or "Trump Kicks Neo-Nazis Out of Rally".

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

"Trump declaires himself a vegetarian. Proclaims only soy boys eat meat."

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Trump answers question clearly and honestly".

[–] FrederikNJS@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Trump Apologies for Insurrection, Explains He Was 'Hangry'"