Th3D3k0y@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours agoPeople in the office who don't take used K-Cups out of the machine are the new equivalent "you kill it, you fill it"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up139arrow-down18
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-squarePeople in the office who don't take used K-Cups out of the machine are the new equivalent "you kill it, you fill it"plus-squareTh3D3k0y@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours agomessage-square30linkfedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · 26 minutes agoHandheld showerheads look like moving tails.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareHandheld showerheads look like moving tails.YICHM@lemmy.world · 26 minutes agomessage-square0linkfedilink
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThe window for a convincing UFO video has closedplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square99linkfedilinkarrow-up1466arrow-down19
arrow-up1457arrow-down1message-squareThe window for a convincing UFO video has closedplus-squareLaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square99linkfedilink
ERROR: UserNotFound@infosec.pubEnglish · 2 hours agoAn narcissistic parent talking to you is oddly similar to government/corporate propaganda.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down13
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareAn narcissistic parent talking to you is oddly similar to government/corporate propaganda.plus-squareERROR: UserNotFound@infosec.pubEnglish · 2 hours agomessage-square1linkfedilink
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agoA huge amount of incredible seeds on various Roguelikes must be wasted on people who are new or bad at the gamemessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down18
arrow-up138arrow-down1message-squareA huge amount of incredible seeds on various Roguelikes must be wasted on people who are new or bad at the gamemakeshiftreaper@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agomessage-square5linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 18 hours agoAncient civilizations probably mysteriously died out because they became so advanced they realized what they were and just couldn't anymore.message-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down120
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareAncient civilizations probably mysteriously died out because they became so advanced they realized what they were and just couldn't anymore.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 18 hours agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 15 hours agoIf the ancients ascended to higher plane of existence leaving behind a husk of humanity that couldnt ascend they're probably saying, "oh fuck, they figured out computers. This shits going to be crazy"message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down17
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareIf the ancients ascended to higher plane of existence leaving behind a husk of humanity that couldnt ascend they're probably saying, "oh fuck, they figured out computers. This shits going to be crazy"Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 15 hours agomessage-square1linkfedilink
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agoGetting out of the way is great, but...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down13
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareGetting out of the way is great, but...plus-squarenot_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agomessage-square3linkfedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 days agoGlue used to be rare and magical.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up197arrow-down14
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareGlue used to be rare and magical.plus-squarerainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square23linkfedilink
Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · 2 days agoIn the future old Cisco network switches will be like pipe organsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down14
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squareIn the future old Cisco network switches will be like pipe organsplus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
Apeman42@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoIf we are in a simulation, maybe yawning is an animation glitch.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square41linkfedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down113
arrow-up171arrow-down1message-squareIf we are in a simulation, maybe yawning is an animation glitch.plus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square41linkfedilink
loaf@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agoVaccines are antivirus updatesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1250arrow-down17
arrow-up1243arrow-down1message-squareVaccines are antivirus updatesplus-squareloaf@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoMaybe creating an ocean of AI disinformation so large it dilutes all verifiable truth to nothing is the key to getting people to unplug.message-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1162arrow-down113
arrow-up1149arrow-down1message-squareMaybe creating an ocean of AI disinformation so large it dilutes all verifiable truth to nothing is the key to getting people to unplug.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
lordnikon@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoIf we have Black Friday after Thanksgiving where everything goes on sale. Does that mean April 5 is Orange Saturday where everything gets more expensive.message-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down18
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareIf we have Black Friday after Thanksgiving where everything goes on sale. Does that mean April 5 is Orange Saturday where everything gets more expensive.lordnikon@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square4linkfedilink
OccultIconoclast@reddthat.comEnglish · 4 days agoAnd then I'll sell my AI, so everyone can make drawings - EVERYONE can be an artist! And when everyone's an artist... no one will beplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up1189arrow-down134
arrow-up1155arrow-down1message-squareAnd then I'll sell my AI, so everyone can make drawings - EVERYONE can be an artist! And when everyone's an artist... no one will beplus-squareOccultIconoclast@reddthat.comEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square56linkfedilink
dullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 days ago"he" stands for "high efficiency" for detergent and washers, and in the future there could be "she" for "super high efficiency"lemmy.caimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1253arrow-down115
arrow-up1238arrow-down1image"he" stands for "high efficiency" for detergent and washers, and in the future there could be "she" for "super high efficiency"lemmy.cadullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square14linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoThe problem with Disney live action remakes is they're trying to appeal to a younger audience. If Cameron Diaz can't be Cinderella, what's the point?message-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down119
arrow-up1-5arrow-down1message-squareThe problem with Disney live action remakes is they're trying to appeal to a younger audience. If Cameron Diaz can't be Cinderella, what's the point?Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
bladerunnerspider@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agodonuts to dollarsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down12
arrow-up156arrow-down1message-squaredonuts to dollarsplus-squarebladerunnerspider@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoChristianity needs an update. Since weed is legal they should add it to sacrament. I mean, after some munchies and wine I'm always down for a joint.message-squaremessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up1124arrow-down129
arrow-up195arrow-down1message-squareChristianity needs an update. Since weed is legal they should add it to sacrament. I mean, after some munchies and wine I'm always down for a joint.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square28linkfedilink
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agoWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down15
arrow-up1140arrow-down1message-squareWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squarekirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink