Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Ultra-marathon (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't go too far off course, or you'll be Russian back

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

took detour, got conscripted

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago

That's Norway to win a marathon.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago

On Denmark, get set, go.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 14 points 5 days ago

So it was a pan-Scandinavian race.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No way!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Dad jokes are the only time where shaking my head in disapproval means I liked it.