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23 hours ago16 seconds is very young.
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Slam Dance
41·3 days agoThey let you vote 8 times?
Maybe they thought it was a podiatrist’s office.
Norm MacDonald, probably
2·4 days agoWell, if Samsung is updating your phone under extreme gravity or acceleration, then sure.
Shorter update times.
The update can be faster. The time can be shorter. The time cannot be faster.
Well, I don’t think they had the technology to do that back then. We had a party line at the time. And a phone with a rotary dial. I’m kinda old.
On Denmark, get set, go.
When I was a kid, I used to dial 911 all the time. Because all you’d get was a recording.
“The 9 1 1 emergency number is not in effect in the area where you are. If this is an actual emergency please hang up and dial your local emergency responder.”
No, no. It’s Whaa. Try it again.
It’s a form of compression. Shortest words are used most often, or in an emergency.
Such as 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725…3
I thought your mother was a hamster.
.eieio
20·7 days agoJustin Hammer, except he can’t dance.
27·7 days agoIn my experience silently failing just leaves you standing there waiting for your beer forever, or until someone reboots the universe.
“Raising Cain” John Lithgow could possibly fill all four boxes.
Waswolf
2·10 days agoNot Penny’s ballot.
And the fever, gettin’ higher.