When Konami hires a Sicilian to replace Kojima.

It sounds like an Orc saying “zug.”

“Me take TPS report zug to work zug.”

Historically, people who circumvent security are the best people to put in charge of security.

Honestly thought that was Mac Tonight in the bottom-left.

I miss those commercials.

(But props for including Moon Girl, very underrated Marvel series.)

“Because this is a reserve, I have to throw it back.”

oOo, full color Exo.

The entire franchise should be handed over to Simon Pegg.

He has the most thoughtful understanding of what Star Trek is suppose to be since Ronald Moore, Jeri Taylor, and Ira Steven Behr.

This is the best comment in the whole post. No apology necessary.

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OUT GETTING PARTS FOR WATCHES

It’s interesting because Star Wars saber battles were very clearly inspired by Samurai duels, yet if you asked me which one looks like a Jedi holding a lightsaber I would point to all the pictures of the European swordsman.

People who are biased against trains have a real loco motive.

Fernando Alonso: “I am speed… and also evil. I am here to do fast mischief.”

Dark Matter (the SyFy show), it was just getting good!

“I’m taking fire!”

“For reasons we cannot explain, she has lost the will to give a fuck.”

Biblically accurate angel Mass production Eva

Yoshi is a Pokemon.

That’s mildly terrifying.

“Double rainbow all the way!”