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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They've been trying to use a nuke since the Ukrainian counteroffensive in 2022, but can't find one that works

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But don't worry, they'll get there before someone else beats them to nuclear winter.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’ll all be over before nuclear Christmas!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Exactly, they made a big stink that they were going to start testing them and making them live, but we heard absolutely nothing saying that any tests were successful. That sounds like it would have been good propaganda if it actually was possible.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A nuclear-powered mega yacht… a giga yacht

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah just weld two nuclear submarines together and place a fancy ballroom deck on top

[–] sepi@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Weld? Why not just use them as pontoons? You just need to tie them up to two sticks.

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"S-500 missile, S-500 Mercedes, what's the difference?" - guy in procurement office.