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I became a fan after I got used to nice color schemes, buffers/tabs, horizontal/vertical splitting, file browsing with NERDTree and highlighting changes with GITGutter.

You ask for tips? Add VIM commands you use regularly (like paste mode toggle for example) to a keyboard shortcut (like leader key + p) in your .vimrc settings file. It increases working speed.
Also add some plugins, they are fun and add useful functions from other editors like Sublime (ctrl-p, vim-multiple-cursors).

Yeah yeah, brag about being able to close VI the first time of use…

As I wrote not my cup of tea and I didn’t use lycos before.

You are right, but there it’s not first for me (but that could be language dependent):

It’s awfully sweet. Maybe it tastes better with compound V.

Haha definitely not. I prefer DDG, just read before that lycos still exists and was curious.

Can my husband on lycos.com… wtf:

https://search20.lycos.com/web/?q=can+my+husband

Ash is an automatic upvote for me.

Yes, it’s unavoidable. A special a capella edition from the Wise Guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFShuOwRbg

What god is that mouse?

This week I just had a Snickers with moldy tasting nuts. I didn’t checked it for Saurons ring. But that mindset already prevented me finding the letter from Hogwarts between all advertising letters.

Expand the pumpkin to the size of your …?

Is this the anti-stress-ball version of

Good that about 50 percent of all humans have already an anti-stress dick attached to them.

A power bottom?