An inspiration to us all.

I was struggling to find a reply, but you all covered it. Fuck Putin with a rusty school bus axle. He has cancer, help him on his way to the inevitable.

This is a shitposting community. Consider a revise with some poop jokes.

It’s already been theorized in this thread. We’re in a crisis, we need the freshest shitposts! We go to the mattresses!

Could you make a crudely animated version of your saga and get back to me? We have construction paper and a grubby assortment of scented markers. Have fun!

You’re in the wrong office, this is NCD. That one is one ring in from here, follow the signs for the coffee shop.

Ah, thank you, you’re credible!

See, that anecdote makes me more skeptical. “Missions in Laos [or Cambodia] with no records” is a frequent trope for fake combat vets or real vets who are exaggerating their combat records. They lean on it, because few have the background to call them on their stories. It’s easy to use it as a crutch and an excuse for missing documentation or lack of corroboration.

Where’s the Natty D?! If he served before Fall 2022, he should have one. Don’t make me call Sealy…

Perfect match of images to theme.

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It’s Appalachia. His mantelpiece is probably one massive tree trunk.

She-Wolf of the Super Swifties

Dang, this is like a triple espresso shot of hope. I can see the sounds of it, AHHHHHHH

The Honor Harrington series says you just forgot to make them “bomb-pumped”, then they’ll work. Glory to the Kingdom of Manticore. If it’s really a classically liberal, benevolent, monarchical, capitalist Utopia, why doesn’t everyone just move there? There seem to be many billions of people in the galaxy who absolutely don’t want to live there.

I haven’t heard that gifname in a long time…a long time.

I think a blahaj admin just went ahead and confirmed that, yes, they are the ones with the beef, about 14 hours ago, in our VERY OWN PIT OF DESPAIR AND CRUDELY DRAWN FROGS. You saw it here first. 🐸 I’m never going to financially recover from this, the day blahaj banned us.

My brother in Christ, take my hand. You are salty.

What’s the point of VIP if no one’s there to see you being a PI?

For heroin! It binds together all life.