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“I MOVED ON HER LIKE A BITCH, BUT I COULDN’T GET THERE, AND SHE WAS MARRIED…”
“YOU KNOW I’M AUTOMATICALLY ATTRACTED TO BEAUTIFUL, I JUST START KISSING…”
“WHEN YOU’RE A STAR THEY LET YOU DO IT, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY”
—Donald John Trump
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[Leeds ]
I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over me.
[Reporter ]
Excuse me?
[Leeds ]
You know, like octopus? Testicles?
[Reporter ]
Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Tentacles; big Difference.
Joke. This is a movie quote.
“Better Off Dead”?
Yes. It is a wonderfully fun movie.
Don't forget the drivers who learned English from listening to Howard Cosell :D
Of course, and over the loudspeaker too! More fun tidbits are the radio playing nothing but breakup songs, the little brother with his "hobbies", Booger pondering the street value of the mountain of "snow", mom learning how to make French food (Peru!) and dad always getting the young-folk phrases wrong. The jokes are littered everywhere. I will also always remember Taylor Negron's performance as the disinterested and careless mailman (RIP).
Obviously I love this film.
Oh, same here! Don't forget mom's cooking or Ricky's mom blowing up hahaha
3 dollars!
Two dollars.
This was originally a setup for an inflation joke but after I posted it I checked and realized it would be closer to 6 with inflation. Ah well.
Yah, 1985 was nearly 40 years ago!
Joke. This is a movie quote.
Is it a quote from the Trump biopic?
50 years ago, sheesh. He's that fucking old.
An octopus with tiny tentacles.