No, not like that!

Never to return!

Same!

He also played the aptly-named Goldmember.

Oh, you’re right, I forgot his name is spelled differently. Zweibel is a real surname, so I assume they chose it because it’s so similar to Zwiebel.

Finally, we’ll know where the word came from!

Partially to blame, yes. But they made no pretense of who they were and what they wanted to do. This is largely on the voters.

Boy, what a reversal we have now. Around when Brexit finally happened, the US kicked Trump out of office. It felt like we were going in the right direction and the UK wasn’t. Now the UK has put Labour back in power while we’re going all-in on fascism. Fuck. We should have just stuck with the monarchy.

They can’t do it legally without changing the law. Of course, the only laws that will matter soon are those that the GOP supports.

It turns out that the real enemy of the people is the American people themselves

So Trump was right about the enemy within!

They’re evil, but they also would be completely powerless without American voters (and non-voters). Much like how the GOP enables Trump.

“Nooo, we were trying to spread the meme, not destroy it!”

Fuckin’ Ico, always knew he was traitor!

other m didn’t happen

That was literally the quote by my username in the Nintendo subreddit.

“Good news, everyone! The Allies won the war and fascism has been defeated!”

In Our Dumb History, the founder of the Onion was said to be Friedrich Siegfried Zweibel. “Zweibel” is German for “onion.”

EDIT: “Zwiebel” is “onion,” not “Zweibel.” Almost certainly chosen due to its similarity to the word, though.

This was 9 years ago, though. What’s the statute of limitations on good news?

Best use of a time machine ever, carve that in ancient Norse runes for future people to find.

“Aren’t people going to see through that?”