god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days π₯Ί
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2024
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Yeah! Do you know some people don't even tip anymore? Like what happened to the common decency in America?
I already had to go to therapy after reading this post. No problem, I'll just increase the rent to compensate
One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip
Goodness, I can't imagine only ONE vacation per year! Buy a single family home and rent it at twice the cost of the mortgage to make ends meet. It's hard work not doing anything all year!
I bet she didn't even tip.
She only tipped the chair. Typical.
Perhaps this single mother should've tried just getting a better job, or just simply work a second hell why not even a third. Sounds like lazyness to me.
Single moms these days need to start pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. What I would do if my rent was tripled, is just reduce my avocado toast intake by 30% and go on a nice vacation with all the additional money I saved up.
Hopefully she didn't damage the ceiling fan with the rope.
I hope she didn't drip all over the carpet!
Sad! She couldn't stop buying avocados and Starbucks I guess. Well at least now that's she's gone you can charge double to the next tenant.
buying avocados will kill you
Single Mother
One Corpse....
Sounds like you just got yourself at least one free child laborer
Selling off the organs seems like it would be less annoying then dealing with a child longer term.
Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.
"Your honor, she never tipped me even once!"
If you can't afford bread, just eat the rich
Jesus
This man is definitely not Jesus
He is written to be Republican Jesus
Just mail the child to Effrey Jepstein and you'll get your lost rent money back.
Unfortunately this glitch was patched recently after Jeff's assa- I mean suicide
βBased landlordsβ hate this one weird trick!
Good news kids! Your mom killing herself in here wrecked the property value so I can lower your rent!
"But I won't."
A landlord getting their ass off of the couch? I'll believe it when I see it
The landlord's here to visit
They're blasting disco down below...
Look, Iβm just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.
Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.
No, Iβve never heard of βprice fixingβ. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and itβs cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.
There is no price fixing, if you dont like it, go build your own house, this is free market
Edit: everyone taking my comment serious is 11/10
Clearly they must be giving out free land in good places to live (near were all the jobs are), free materials and free time over there.
It's either that or that house you mention is supposed to be made out of opinions and built in fantasy la-la-land, as it's only how the materials and places to put it in would be endless and free.
I mean I get both sides here. We live in a free market economy, where the scarcity of something affects the cost of it. People want land close to the city and there's an extremely limited amount of it. If there are n*100 people and only n parcels of land in a small area, how do you provide it to people? Do you sell it? Is it a lottery system? Is the land sold at a base value that never changes? Like, how do you envision this going?
Right now, people have to freedom to buy as much land as they want and set the pricing for that land. What we need is a property owner tax that scales up depending on the amount of property that you own. Though this will just make more land available. No one in their right mind will sell it for less than it's worth though.
If parcel A has a property value of X
And parcel B has a property value of 2X
Then you can have the same rent on both of them if building B is twice as tall as building A.
The whole "single family residential only" zoning in the US is the issue.
yes, and if you're homeless just buy a house
btw, it's not a free market if it's controlled by a hand full of companies
Holy shit you ppl actually took my comment serious lmaoo
no, you just took my reply serious ;)
Yeah, fuck the poor.
Don't fuck them, sell them to China as cheap slaves.
Slavery is immoral
Instead, make being poor illegal (arrest people who can't pay for the essentials), arrest them, and THEN use them as slaves, it's fine since they're criminals
Sounds good to me!
Ya gotta do yourself in by the most property damaging means, that way the landlord really feels it where it counts when it comes to cleanup and repair.