- Guitar Solo

There’s only one explanation

Hey don’t slutshame, let’s keep this a hotplug-positive community

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”

• mushrooms

As someone still laying in bed, scrolling Lemmy instead of doing chores

In stasis, it bends but won’t break us
Aurelia, majestic as a lion’s roar embodies her
Terranean, threaten and shield us
Endanger, recoil and rewind the tapes
She’s born again
[…]
Medusa, a haunting allure
Elusive ectoplasmic residue
She’ll dance for you
Inducing hydro-cosmic dreams in you
Of eternal blue

Please don’t pull it out, it’s a load-bearing fork

A billion of those and you’re still not even close to paying off that fine

Yes thank you for coming here on such short notice,
please go boom the people that keep calling us boomers

Ok Boomer

Aah

Do people actually stop playing factorio, just to work (on something else than the factory)?

Why does it dip at night?
Do people actually stop playing factorio, just to sleep?

Yes

What do computers, air conditioners and space stations have in common?

They don’t work if you open windows

Ah that’s why i couldn’t relate to it, I’ve only ever had 54 gallon drums of solvents in my lab

“did you pack this bag yourself?”
“Yes?”
“Then why is there a tactical nuclear warhead in the left pocket?”
“Ah shucks”

Just do it two more times, duh

Oh i was already doing one of those actually

Oh i was already doing one of those actually

I’m outside, holding my phone to scroll Lemmy, without gloves

I can with absolute confidence tell you that the coldest thing in the known universe is not some quantum chip, it’s my fingers