I’m glad my school uniform wasn’t as formal as that one.

I don’t get it.

Well, I shoot myself in the head a lot. It’s a habit I’m trying to – whoops! There I go again.

What do you think of me eating the last of the chocolate when my SO used the last of the milk?

I certainly did. Rarely managed to get more than 5 - 6 hours sleep, spent half my time in an exhausted daze.

What for? We haven’t used up the old one yet.

The time to post this was a week ago.

Get killed in the background of Attack of the Clones like everyone else!

I’ve been downvoted by someone who wants to have sex with their time-clone! Or possibly a kinky Lower Cretaceous butterfly.

Well, I imagine rule 3 of time travel will apply.

• Don’t change the outcome of WWII.
• Don’t kill your grandfather.
• Don’t have sex with your self from another point in your personal timeline.
• Don’t add yourself into background scenes on the Death Star in Star Wars.
• Don’t step on butterflies in the Lower Cretaceous period.

Isn’t it about five years too late to be asking this question?

The wealthy have an out. Peter Thiel, for example. He has a private compound in New Zealand he can bug out to if it gets too hot where he is right now.

I’d be kind of impressed with myself if someone disliked me enough to make a voodoo doll of me.

I would LOVE that.

About an hour. New Zealand. Things weren’t well-organised that day.

By changing the global standard.

Ever get the sense that just maybe, someone out there past the boundaries of the only nation that exists, probably fictional, certainly not worth having on your Christmas card list, might have figured out a different way to do things?

I wish we could be as certain about ‘read’.

Last week I texted my wife “I desire chicken” and Autocorrect tried to change it to "I desire children. I don’t, Autocorrect. In either sense! What sick game are you playing…?

What bugs me most is whether ‘biannual’ means twice per year or every second year.