I bought a Reddit t-shirt in 2014…

That whole “yes I want to take your guns bit” is a really bad look.

I honeymooned in Vermont last year and watched a woman from Massachusetts punch a teenage girl in the face out of the blue. Like completely unprovoked, clocked her right between the eyes.

I mean to be fair, Jesus was executed whereas Trump got a slap on the wrist and had mean things said about him.

It actually is a good book. As someone from the same general area, I saw a lot of my own family and experiences reflected in his writing. I had hopes that he might step up and push for more of a class-conscious republican party until he turned out to be a fascist tool.

Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor!

They didn’t share a border until the Soviets and NAZIs jointly invaded their neighbor Poland.

Exactly, the country that shared a massive land border with the NAZIs and was a direct target of their aggression suffered many more casualties than the ones what didn’t, who’da thunk it? Without the combined efforts of essentially the entire rest of the world, the USSR would have been toast.

And the Ukrainians, and the Poles, and the French resistance, and the British, and the Americans, and the Canadians, and…

Come to Columbus, Ohio. It doesn’t have the name recognition of Seattle or Denver, but it’s a pretty chill city with decent weather, good people, and a lower cost of living than just about anywhere else while also having job opportunities.

As excited as I am to see my home city actually growing and gaining national attention, I miss the chill cow-town vibes. Traffic is only gonna get worse from here.

I want whatever you’re on

Try potatoes. They’re ridiculously cheap (where I am) and loaded with nutrients.

Coomscrolling

I mean, what could the rest of the world reasonably do aside from starting a world war over it? Sanctions might punish the Chinese economy, but they won’t un-occupy HK.

I was a freshman in college that fall and someone put up flyers for a memorial dance party in his honor. They had cheap beer and loud music which was fun enough for teenage me.

…are heartless bastards.

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I feel like the left need to reclaim patriotism. It’s hard to get the average voter excited for your policies when you’re constantly shitting all over their home. That’s why I hang my big American flag in my window, with my trans and pride flags in the others. Fuck you rednecks, come and take it.