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[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

As you're out hiking with your cat, a lettuce, and a vacuum cleaner, you come upon a river blocking the path. On the side of the river, there's a boat that's just big enough for you and one other passenger.

The cat can't be left alone with the lettuce.
The vacuum can't be left alone with the cat.

How do you get everyone across?

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I take the cat across. Then return. Then I take the vaccum across. I return with the cat. I take the lettuce across. Then return. Pick up the cat, and cross a final time.

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

While you are picking up the cat, the vaccum eats the lettuce.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 1 points 3 hours ago

Dang, well surely it does that on the first trip and not after I've already spent so much time carefully shuffling everybody across? Right? Right?

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Why does every cat have at least one hyperfixation?

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Had a farm cat once that was nuts about raw potato and cucumber. No other foodstuff, but any whiff of those and she'd be right there too take them off your hands.

Great mouser, too.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm just imagining a cat making mouse stew. Chef hat and everything.

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Catatouille

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 37 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

One of my senior cats LOVES lettuce but it has to be fresh and the right cut. It can't be a bum end, and there's some mysterious threshold for freshness. Once he gets it he guards it with his life and chows down; then asks for more.

[–] vanontom@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

You might say... he has a (fresh) lettuce fetish. perversely huffs the leaves

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mine can't be left alone with bread.

NOM NOM NOM NOM

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Your catto has good taste

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Grow that cat some greens. Rye, barley, oats, and wheat seeds are cheap to buy and easy to grow.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I grow them (cat grass seed mix) for my cat, but honestly she prefers when I pull her some of the crabgrass weeds that come up in my balcony plant pots.

[–] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 12 hours ago

Same. I grow them nice lush looking cat grass and they still prefer the crabgrass and johnson grass from outside.

[–] zib@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago

I found out one of mine has a thing for flour tortillas one day after I had just bought a fresh 10 pack, left it still sealed on the counter and a few hours later, found she had nom'd her way through the plastic bag and ate a huge chunk out of all 10.

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 23 hours ago

I mean give em a leaf why not

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago

Does the cat love lettuce or plastic wrap?