If he wins, we’ll all wish the moon would start colliding with earth.
If he wins, we’ll all wish the moon would start colliding with earth.
Pretty sure that’s a Canyanero
There’s a great comic by The Oatmeal that explains it more thoroughly, and it’s an amusing read.
How did we end up in the Onion Timeline?
Those are eyephones
This string of jokes requires patience. Tune in tomorrow for part 3.
Heckin sea roomba
Check the other comments :)
My favorite band is Enter the Haggis. I’ll give you a couple choices:
Swallowed by a Whale - one of their newest.
Gasoline - one of their most popular ones, a bit country-leaning.
To the Quick - a solid instrumental.
Then it would logically follow that smart watches would be called…
microphones.
If you’re browsing for torrents without a serious adblocker… why?
It wouldn’t be the distribution method that is challenging, it’s the complicated task of monitoring your filesystem for changes, and working with a dozen or so different file systems to do it (the way it’s accomplished on an ext4 partition might not work on btrfs, for example).
I already have to do this. My office wants everyone to use the MS authenticator app, won’t run on LineageOS. Even if it did, I wouldn’t install it, but still.
Ended up making them purchase a hardware security key for me instead.
HEAR THOSE HOGS CRANKIN, ALSO MY TINNITUS
too fantastical for adults
I have a number of GenX (and a few boomer) coworkers who would disagree, based on their truck wraps and window decals at least.
Nothing is quite like a lonely Midwestern dude with a negative emotional IQ.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOGS TO CHOOSE FROM. CRANK AWAY MF’ER!
SORRY BROTHA CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE HOGS
THEY FEAR THE HOGS, TOO MUCH JANKIN NOT ENOUGH CRANKIN
I’m still holding out for the Rural Juror
I don’t think the leading theory is that Apple is packing C4 into all their iPhones because gummint, rather that there was a specific operation to sabotage a batch of specific devices.