this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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[–] 10_0@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Hurt me don't baby, more no...

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

The yoda remix.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Actually how you'd say it in toki pona

olin li seme

[–] 10_0@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hurt me don't baby, more no...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard this to the tune of Oops I Did It Again. I think we just regurgitated a new pop song.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Great. Now I'm imagining school girl 1999 Britney Spears getting bounced around by Chris Katan, and.....I want to say Will Farrell? Shit. Who was the 3rd guy in that sketch??? Chris Katan, Jim Carrey as host, but who was the 3rd guy?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, this was actually a popular song before the SNL skit. Do people not know that? That was the joke. Fuck I’m old.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

Catchy hook, that's a

What is love, hmm?
Hurt me don't, baby
Hurt me no more, don't

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone got English lessons by Yoda.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Unlearn what you have learned you must.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately he is not very consistent with his language.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Its still so balanced. Why? Can people see the results before voting?

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, and it's multiple choice.

[–] thonofpy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

another hive mind failure

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

1 says "wo-ho-wo-ho-wo-ho-waha-yea"

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Some people are into the kink of hurt.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Next goal 420

[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

I was 69th in me btw

[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 3 points 2 weeks ago

We are at Baby hurt me don't

[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone make a cover of this.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 3 points 2 weeks ago

I did one (or the AI did) in case you missed it and I think it's pretty good.

I did the whole text in Yoda's "style" of writing.

https://suno.com/song/a8fbbca7-8a0f-49da-8c7c-ecf07cbbac8f