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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3613920

https://archive.ph/tR7s6

Get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

“This isn’t going to stop,” Allen told the New York Times. “Art is dead, dude. It’s over. A.I. won. Humans lost.”

"But I still want to get paid for it."

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[–] Doxanarchy@lemmy.world 231 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 61 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Stupid tardigrade doesn't even know how to play a violin

[–] Granite@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago

He’s doing his best!

[–] ech@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Good thing it's got a cello then.

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[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Stupid human doesn't even know what a violin looks like.

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[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 111 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

per Wikipedia

On September 21, 2022, Allen submitted an application to the us copyright office for registration of the image. Prior to the first formal refusal, the Copyright Office Examiner requested that the request would exclude any features of the image generated by Midjourney. Allen declined the request and requested copyright for the whole image.

So what I'm getting from that is his Photoshop edits aren't significant enough to constitute a copyrightable work on their own and the copyright office was right to deem it a non-human production.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 74 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I'm just happy someone at the copyright office knows what they're doing

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 110 points 1 month ago (26 children)

Another idiot who thinks "prompt engineering" is a real skill and not just another step those companies are using idiots for free AI training.

You ask AI to draw a ninja turtle on a skateboard, and that "effort" they put into phrasing their request well enough for the AI to understand makes the AI learn the 10 past attempts were looking for what the 11th got

And now it won't take ten tries to go that route

Any "skill" by the user has a very short expiration date because the next version won't need it thanks to all the time users spent developing those "skills".

But no one impressed with AI is smart enough to realize that. And since they're the on s training the AI....

Idiots in, idiots out

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Promp engineering" is as useful skill as Google fu used to be.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I completely agree. I wonder whether some IT bachelor's degrees now have lessons in AI prompting. I remember in 2005 there was a course we had to do which could've been labeled "[shitty] Google-Fu" or something. "information searching" is what it would more or less translate to. Basically searching using Google and library searches well. And I don't mean "library" in the IT-context, but actual libraries. With books. Just had to use the search tools the locals libraries had.

Such a fucking filler class.

In my year like 60 started, two classes. After three years like 8 graduated.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It's kinda dead now due to enshittification but the vast majority of humans I've interacted with could use a class on how to use a search engine.

Edit- it could be made more modern by showing how to ignore sponsored stuff, blatantly SEO shit, AI shit, etc

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Im old enough to have to learn to use AND, OR and NOT to be used on search engines.

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[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (28 children)

I like the comment that said the AI is the artist and he's just a commissioner, makes perfect sense.

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[–] frazw@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's not "famous" that should be in inverted commas, but "artist".

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (12 children)

We call those quotation marks.

But yes.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Agreed.

Get fucked, you no talent ass clown.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I said this when it was posted elsewhere- how is he calculating those millions of dollars?

[–] dezmd@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

RIAA and MPAA anti-piracy strategy, aka, made up bullshit.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

It's easy. He chose an arbitrary number that was very big but just shy of 99% unrealistic, according to his own flawed judgement.

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[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 37 points 1 month ago

Not the Onion. This was unexpected...

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago
[–] strawberry@kbin.earth 34 points 1 month ago

eat shit dude

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 25 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Art is dead, dude. It’s over. A.I. won. Humans lost.

He made the art shown below. It's not even good lmao, why the fuck would you declare something like that if you make the shittiest looking AI art. What a fucking clown.

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

It looks cool from a distance, but it really falls apart when you look closer

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He didn't make shit.

A computer made it. He provided some guidance.

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[–] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Ha! Not the onion was made for this headline!

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago

Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

[–] CaptainKickass@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago
[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm hoping someone with actual talent paints the AI picture and then copyrights it

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[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 1 month ago

Think he'll try to use a llm as his lawyer?

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] exocortex@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago

"Famous" A"I" "Artist"

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[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure there's a misspelling. It's spelled "douchebag" not "artist".

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ChatGPT, show me the world's tiniest violin playing "No One Gives a Fuck" in A minor.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

“Famous”?

Never heard of him.

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

The layers to irony in this case is almost too delicious.

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