Ambition and stable income are important in a relationship. While Comic Book guy also has a small business and likely stable income, the blatant misogyny would likely be a turnoff for most women.

[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

[–] ganksy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If Moleman is taken, have to go for my man Stu. I didn't live through the Disco era but they couldn't be that bad, right?

[–] OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I too welcome our Moleman overlords.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do enjoy Disco Stu's taste in music and lack of advertising.

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

He is also unafraid to be himself, that is compelling.

[–] nickel_for_your_thoughts@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The professor or Otto. Neither is coming home with me afterward, but I'm imagining a bizarrely fascinating conversation over dinner with the professor, and getting blazed with Otto doesn't sound too bad either.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I hear Otto has mustard.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Otto is chill and has good weed

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

And he likes to get blotto!

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sea Captain knows how to get a girl wet.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He also has plenty of sea men.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 2 points 1 month ago

Thar ~~s~~he blows

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The comic book guy is actually a genius, and rich.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And will die soon!

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not rich enough for me to put up with his pedantry.

Plus he'd keep asking me to cosplay Jojo characters for him and I don't have those kind of ratios.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was thinking that his banter is probably very appealing to a lot of people on this website.

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Only until he turns it on you, which he will, before the salad is even finished.

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Barney, he has a fantastic singing voice and flys a helicopter.

[–] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd definitely go for Sober Barney. Drunk Barney is too much a babysitting job

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

There's going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be happier.

[–] citrusface@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Doin Otto dirty.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Comic book guy

[–] shundi82@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd go for Kirk.

He might not have the most interesting personality, but he seems like a sweet guy, who can enjoy the little things and who will also join you for the occasional adventure.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

He also sleeps in a racecar bed, which is pretty neat.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The man who sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for sixth with Tabletime and Allied Biscuit? No thanks.

[–] c0smokram3r@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Disco Stu seems like a fun time!

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

uBlock Origin user here so I gotta go with Disco Stu.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Frink

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Moe Sizlak.