this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2024
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[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Am I missing a joke or did they spell hear as here accidently?

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Might be intentional, who knows

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you fix it, please turn it into "...no one can hear you green."

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In space, it's not easy being green

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like this, but wouldn’t have heard Kermit’s Ahhhhhhhhh in my head like I did with the original.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I didn't get Kermit's scream, I got Miss Piggy screaming "Kermie!!!!"

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

This is the only renarkable thing about this.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is really cool thanks for sharing I actually did not know that it had originated somewhere else (other than where I stole this from)

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I just always do a really quick reverse image search before I share things so I can share the best quality version as well as be able to point to the original artist. Usually only takes a minute at most.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

It's not easy being green.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago
[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Piiiiiigs iiiiin spaaaaaace

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 2 months ago

Pigs... In... Spaaaaaaace!

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity for "No one can hear you croak"

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Seriously, it was right there

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Now that there should be a PEZ dispenser.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

In space no one knows your a puppet.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD

[–] variants@possumpat.io 1 points 2 months ago

Onions have layers

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago