It'd go like this: "Excuse me, do you happen to know where Joseph Farto is ?"
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Sounds like a character in Star Wars.
Cousin of the famous Glup Shitto
Apparently there was a musical about this guy and his disappearance
Sounds like a star wars character.
Darth Bum Farto.
God who looks at the mirror and sees that and still thinks "Yeah I can talk to women."
I'm homely, but god damn.
Attitude, personality and confidence can make an ugly man look good.
Or at least that's how it's worked out for me.
Mans probably got a few tbh. Seems like the kinda guy some women would go for.
“This Bum Farto stinks, I tell ya!”
He was ripped from the world and gone like the wind 💨
Look I'll name my kotor characters what I want and you can't do anything about it
Whatever drug he was dealing should be called 'he who first smelt it'.
I mean, I imagine it was crack.
That's 100% the name of a Benny Hill character or something out of the British Panto tradition 😄
He would probably have died of natural causes anyway by now. But just disappearing for a few decades might be a sign someone wasn't happy with his bodily integrity? Maybe he chills below one of the Miami skyscrapers now or whatever people in his business do in such cases.
Vanished like a fart in the wind
I wish his name was Richard...
whoever smelt it, dealt it.