a patent about juicing customers. that’s peak capitalism

Plot twist:

. Burglar: This… this was the song they played at my mum’s funeral last week

. Me: do you want to talk about it ?

. Burglar: Yeah… can we ?

It’d go like this: “Excuse me, do you happen to know where Joseph Farto is ?”

what drug is that ?

aaaaaaaand unnecessarily gendered

I’m a gal looking for gals. I hate flirting because it never did me well and all I get from this is usually rejection. I know I am doing it bad but this is the way I am: a shitty flirter.

That could be the same with any man, woman, dog, cat, robot, anyone in fact. This is certainly not depending on gender whatsoever

what are you saying ? NONSENSE

this is the natural order of the world, we couldn’t possibly have provoked this, this is real science !!!

(/sarc just in case)

F

I never knew I would stumble upon these wise words on such a difficult night

maybe there is. sure the products are portraying the brand, but it’s also a way to normalize our colours in the public

yet they are still corpo so fuck them right ?

Nobese then ?

A

no no, butts

I knew it I should’ve chosen Gentoo instead of arch

fuck the right, these are my thoughts

I don’t understand, why was it a thread

you REDDIT SPY, THE ORB TOLD ME ABOUT YOU

YOU WILL NOT STEAL MY IDEAS

/j

Armadilog ?

kinda knew about that on the surface, but I never dove deeper. Watch Kurzgesagt’s video on solitude, it references them and is really interesting (also made me cry but shhhh)

nice ! new books to read

imagine if aliens come on earth before the power goes out