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[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago

Don't buy the anal vibrator on Temu

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago

This is why you don't eat the flaming hot Cheetos on long road trips

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait... That's not a couch!

[–] hydroxycotton@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 13 points 3 months ago

Vance? Is that you?

[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

pondered your orb too hard?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

I burned my father's hand with a clear pikachu bouncy ball when I was a kid. Those were fun times.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 months ago

Damn, Taco Bell?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's right where my balls would have been!!!

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 months ago

Goodness gracious great balls of fire

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

And I fell into a burning ring of fire

I went down, down, down as the flames went rising higher

And it burns, burns, burns

And it burns, burns, burns

In a ring of fire

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Doot doo doot doo doot doodoodooooo

[–] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Someone dropped the cherry?

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And then maybe farted in sheer panic?

[–] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Pushed it right through, think you're right

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago
[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for reminding me of the phrase “fused labia”

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I don't want The Algorithm to have those keywords in my data

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

Glad to see Red Hot Nickel Ball is back.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

This is why we cover our orbs people!

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Try not to fall in to the burning ring of fire. You'll go down down down as the flames get higher.

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

This is what happens when a Voldemort gets hold of a Hairy Pooter.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The ghost of ghost peppers past

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fact that it's so perfectly positioned, makes me think somebody did this on purpose, maybe holding a magnifying glass by the window, people passed nearby but paid no attention - after all, nobody's trying to break into the car - but there they were, fucking up somebody's car with an analog, rudimentary, sun-powered, laser-like device: a piece of glass.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Could be, but I think a seat heating malfunction is more likely. Looks like an older vehicle so there’s all sorts of things that could break down.

The driver also might’ve just parked it in the exact right spot to catch problematic sun reflections. There’s been a few buildings that are known to cause issues. People who parked around the ‘Walkie Talkie’ building in London had melted body panels, mirrors, burns in their interior, etc. They had to install screens on the building to stop this ‘death ray’ effect.