Must be jam cause jelly don’t shake like that

I seek you!

Oh wow, I didn’t know they could flower. How pretty!

I hate that my immediate next thought is, “I should get TWO sandwiches!”

This is actually a pretty good idea. And I bet the sandwich is the least worst part of the meal as far as nutrition and satiation.

Recursive Travii

This is like some monkey paw curse

I don’t think I’m tall enough for this ride, can I get off?

“…like it’s some big cosmic special day just for us, y’know? Buddy, every day is Caturday when you’re a cat!” wheezes

Yes

So many clever details. I love it!!

Soap Scrunge!

!scrungycats@lemmy.world

Well that took me down a rabbit hole.

For anyone else that’s confused, a “fortnight burger” is a reference to a Rick-roll-type site that displays a picture of wreck it Ralph with his ween out. [Link NSFW]

The now broken URL was fortniteburger.net. and the actual “fortnight burger” is a cartoon burger with its tongue sticking out. It looks like the picture of wreck it Ralph.

Related: It’s wild how many beverages contain citric acid.

I know it’s not a perfect solution, but I try to drink water at the same time as I’m drinking beverages that erode enamel.

How is it that tumors can grow teeth, but our bodies can’t repair the ones we have?

Cream-based gazpacho

Thank you!!!

Anyone have a tl;Dr? Rather, an ELI5?

YEEEEEEUGH