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[–] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

For real this catfish a baddie.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

Fish women want me. Fear me.

[–] jodanlime@midwest.social 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Why does the catfish have tits?

Same reason argonians have them.

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

More accurate question is why don't your catfish have boobs? Yeah. Answer that.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You are alone on an uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion?

A: Mermaid (top-half human)

B: Reverse-mermaid (bottom-half human)

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Unequivocally A.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Please do not the fish.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

looks like an an ad inside a spongebob game

maybe... leisure suit patrick?

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Women want me? Fish want me?

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

fishwomen wants you

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 3 months ago

Plenty of fish

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

There are bigger out there. This just click bait.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

But what if im coy?

[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

This better not awaken anything in me

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Tastes like chicken