This data is depressing u_u

BotW hands down, but Pokemon Emerald is always a great option for emulators. Or any Fire Emblem game.

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Bloons Tower Defense 5/6 are great for kids. They do have microtransactions but they don’t nag you to buy anything, and everything is easily obtainable just by playing. Also, nothing that you can buy is “content.”

If you’re able/willing to download ROMs and emulators, the first handful of generations of Pokemon games are great for touchscreen/mobile. My favorite was always Pokemon Emerald (GBA) but you can easily emulate all the games up to about X2/Y2 (DS) on any modern Android device. (I use “MyBoy!” for the GBA games, but PokeMMO is good for combining both the DS and GBA games into more of a mobile game experience rather than an emulator experience, if that makes sense. Everything is just easier, and probably a lot more accessible for a primary school kid.)

It’s also worth noting that girls like a lot of the same kinds of games boys like. 🤷‍♀️ Just give her as many good options as you can find and let her decide what she finds fun. Me and my sister had a blast playing CoD Zombies on our aunt’s tablet when we were kids.

Thanks, I hate it

You can change the difficulty, it’s just not spoon-fed to you with a single button. Their games are RPGs, if they’re too hard then level your character and upgrade your weapons. There’s also a myriad of items and spells you can use to buff/assist you through challenges, and if that’s still not enough you can use wikis to find what attack types enemies are weak to or strategies/cheeses other people used.

And if all of that is still not enough, you can use mods to make the games easier.

The koopa cut

I’m a very big fan.

Based

you freak

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I think I have more fun with Ocarina of Time randomizers than I did actually playing OoT

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This is why I love Sans as a boss narratively. He’s the only one who knows you can just keep coming back until he’s dead, so he gives you a fight so absurdly hard that you might just give up and let the remaining survivors live.

People with the last name “Ford” in shambles

Learn to parry

You can just do coop to safely farm boss fights without the risk of dropping the runes. Or…

You can get 150+ in <1hr if you grab a great bow and make a beeline for the Varre quest. There’s a bird you can repeatedly bait into suiciding without moving more than 10 steps from the grace. Or if you turn 180⁰ there’s a whole swarm of albinaurics that give you even more runes/min if you have good AoE damage. There are plenty of extremely easy options.

Please do not the fish.

I haven’t catapulted a warship recently

Slacker.

If you tap on the screen it’ll go away ;3