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[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I can't think of anyone deserving of $10 more than a woman willing to shove a melon into her anus for my pleasure

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Idk dude, the girl who did 2 melons deserve it more

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

And the 2 girls and their cup! They deserve that tenner the most!

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

And the 2 girls and their cup! They deserve that tenner the most!

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

What about the girls letting you put money into the sex machine drilling their faces?

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 57 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Everyone with a non mainstream fetish does. That's why ~~our~~their porn is also usually higher quality.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Really?

Because anytime I'm browsing for free porn, I see extremely niche categories.

Rule 34 doesn't state "free", but I've honestly never come across any type of video material I couldn't find for free.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Niche may also mean a particular person. There was an OF girl I was obsessed with. Not in an emotional way, but damn did she push my buttons, her makeup, outfits, poses, all that and more. And the tiniest titties, if you're into that. Paid for a couple of months just to get some more.

PrincessRosea69 if anyone wants to find her on reddit, see what I mean.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Oh true, particular person I can see being much more challenging to find for free.

And sort of should be, not cool to steal small time content creators shit.

Thanks for the tip, I guess.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Those are some small tiddies

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I might have to check that out... for science

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

our porn is better

Guy who spends money to jack off

[–] snue@feddit.dk 29 points 3 months ago

sex workers deserve to get paid for their work - if you can find a way to pay them directly, that's perfect :))

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Where can I buy me some premium porn??
I can barely last a minute nowadays!

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (6 children)

Lol opposite problem here ... I can easily spend an hour trying to find something that does it for me. I honestly understand paying for porn now that my fantasies have gotten more niche (not that I do pay tho).

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hear ya!
German midget scat porn can be tough to source, and sometimes they trick you with Austrian dwarves!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I genuinely think that wouldn't be much of a challenge, but I'm unwilling to even try to prove my assertion.

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 13 points 3 months ago

Sounds like the origin story of a serial killer.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

If that's honestly true you need to stop watching porn in general.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago

That's why I downloaded, review, and keep an excellently curated list of only bangers.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is it your fantasies that have gotten too niche? Or is it porn sites have gotten too niche, and it’s not your flavor?

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

My tastes aren't actually that niche. I just want sensual MFM-type stuff that isn't heavily produced.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

can we start an anonymous community that shares everyones terabytes of porn collections and uses AI to generate searchable keywords for us to all benefit from our crazy collections? or is there no use in compiling the ocean of what exists online?

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Only if we harvest everyones' metadata and start trying to sell them personalized ads and maybe whoopsiedaisey forget to keep the data secure and get everyones' data exposed.

[–] SugarSnack@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Try ThePornDatabase and/or Stash.

Not the sharing side of things but metadata, keywords etc. for personal collections.

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Especially considering Anon is already on 4chan

[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

If you're willing to pay for porn, you're doing a lot of things wrong.