Beans

AI really is taking our jobs, huh?

Step 1. Give up your sanity

This is like an episode of House.

I’ve just been saving random greentexts for years that get posted elsewhere. It’s much better than trying to sift through the porn and other garbage yourself.

I’m glad you’re enjoying these. I’ll keep logging in to post greentexts until I forget.

Anon is the Messiah

And his dad is a meth dealer

I am now a more enlightened person. Thank you for introducing me to the legend of the chippo man.

I was hoping you could tell me

People have forgotten how to have fun.

Maybe he just did the wrong animal impressions to impress her

Occasional grumbles happen and I have to tap the sidebar.

And it was close

The dealer is telling him not to try anything stupid because he’s armed.

Thank you for your service.

I meant to put in the notes that the censoring wasn’t mine.

Now I feel bad for a phone

Option #2 is sure to cause you trauma, trust issues in future relationships, and years of therapy.

Anyway, option #2.

Terrifying