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[–] imaqtpie@lemmy.myserv.one 113 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

🫳 Yoink

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Three commies don’t think you’re very funny.

Edit:

Ooh we up to five commies.

Well if you go carrying pictures of chairman Pooh, you ain’t gonna make it with anyone so boo hoo!

[–] Almrond@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Good, I think it's hilarious and if they don't they can fuck off. I love having the freedom to criticize and hold accountable the public figures in society. They don't hold themselves accountable.

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

You betta not!!

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

You have been banned from Lemmy.ml

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 months ago

BREAKING: Hexbear has defederated from lemmy.myserv.one

[–] Monstera@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

I really don't get why Xi didn't adopt the nickname as something cute when it began

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago

raise your dongers

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 68 points 6 months ago (1 children)

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

What's the conversion rate of Lemmy lemons to CCP social credits?

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

baldurs gate moment

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Uhh. Bears are large hairy gay men... Why she trying to attract homos?

[–] fine_sandy_bottom@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 months ago

Not that kind of bear.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Standard K-pop fan.

[–] sushibowl@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago

Rare Canadian literature W

[–] malean@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Ok! now I get it.