the craving for absolute slop rears its ugly head every once in a while. I blame the ennui

it’s really easy to exploit the worse parts of human psychology en masse when you have money, and its incredibly hard to undo that

I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I’ll show her my wand of magic missile.

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My vote is for Gretchen.

Fingers. He looked like my hand because I was a silly goober who thought imaginary friends were dumb, but had no issue with anthropomorphizing my own hand.

I’m pretty salty at nintendo for abandoning F-Zero in particular. I need more high speed bumpercars racing in my life

no

I wouldn’t say dumb luck - red paint really does make their vehicles go faster

thats a lot of eggrolls… but I can relate. Sometimes I decide to grind out a recipe until I am good at making that thing, and will just chow down on that one singular food item for weeks. The last one was sausage & cheese grits, which admittedly I think I mastered really quickly, I just wanted to keep making more of it.

The soothing tones of the dark souls 1 character creation menus

Rubber. The movie about the tire who woke up and chose violence.

i still haven’t progressed past oil processing in the base game :)

boo

Shove is waaay better if your GM likes 3d environments and has a healthy amount of disrespect for OSHA regulations. Consult your local wizard for on-demand hazards to shove things into, if you don’t have any cliffs around on any given encounter.

In a white room, however, trip is more reliable, yes.

confirms? warns more like.

I cannot express how disappointed I am to learn that there’s no Kazuma Kiryu singing karaoke with Robin or Kasuga Ichiban playing pocket racer against Batman.

I saw one once. Horrible creatures.

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balatro. its kind of flawless.