I can't help but think of this.
Hey, at least they're transparent.
this post was submitted on 08 May 2024
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You're right, that's unrealistic.
If those stall dividers were fully opaque with a one-way mirror acting as the wall behind them all, that would be more like it.
Actual nightmare material.
I’m pretty sure this has that fancy transitioning glass, when you lock the door it goes opaque.
Hmm, what happens if there's a power outage? Or is dark the default state and it needs power to be clear?
Needs power to go clear, otherwise opaque/frosted
That’s what they want you to believe.
One persons nightmare is another persons fetish.
This might be a prison.
Just like those "we value your privacy" cookie banners that don't give you the option to reject all. If they truly valued my privacy, they would give me that option instead of having me toggle off 500000 "partners" one by one in the hopes I accidentally skip one. Bastards.
Or just... Not have 500000 partners in the first place
Bunch of sluts
I like the one that takes 30 seconds to deny all but accepts all instantly.
Most transparent dark pattern
I just decide that any site doing that doesn't really have anything meaningful to provide and has mostly copy-pasted content from actual resource-providing websites, with added SEO.
So I just close the site most of the time.
So far it has paid off. I tend to find more sites that give information that was actually written by someone knowledgable about the field.
Thinking I should start making my own list, considering search engines are probably never going to make those easier to find.
Those aren't compliant. The reject all needs to be as prominent as the accept all option without any additional clicks. So many sites get it wrong it's insane!
So many sites get it wrong
If they get away with it, they very much got it right
Don’t forget the cameras
but it's for your own safety
Need ta check ya ayzzhole
I’m a big boy
But they'll see me shirtless.
And how much poop I get on my hands with my clumsy wipe
If you sit the proper way around you can't see other people anyway, so just pretend you're alone.
Now there's at least three of us: you, me and George Costanza.
We value your privacy, we share your data with all of our 762 partners!
It is honestly disgusting when they list the number of parties, especially when you see 100+ vendors on the "Legitimate purpose" toggle. Fuck off you have a legitimate purpose to my browsing.
"We value our customers privacy"
"Privacy is our top priority"
"We and our 895 marketing partners value your privacy very much"
(*) where is doesn't stand in the way of profit
“We value our customers' privacy - it's our main revenue stream!”
Lately, all Ive been getting are changes involving arbitration. Shit, I even got one from a fucking grocery store app.
How it’s not illegal to bypass the friggin justice system…
"it's called being transparent. Oh no, not for us"
Why is there no paper or bidets...
Enshitification, literally
Asking the real questions...
I tend to always read these, both when I sign up and when there are changes. Idk if I ever felt that it changed significantly at all from what I expected originally. They are "updated" annually and when a new law passes so usually it is no change or something about the new law. Basically usually if you consented to the original privacy policy, updates are unlikely to have anything surprising and new to change your mind. I guess unless it went from none to some/a lot of shared data!
I respect when they summarize their changes at the top / in the update email
I know this bathroom, they have the stalls, you sit down and your head peeks over the top of the walls. I guess they expected everyone to be very short? I'm not even six foot so I don't know. I think of it as the social shitter.
If I remember, it's pink.
There's public washrooms like this in a mall in Seattle, or at least there was a few years back. Half height stalls. When one is sitting the walls only come up to your elbows. One of the most bizarre setups for a public bathroom I've seen in my travels.
Poor Shaq if he ever has to use those
Transparency is key
Pray we do not update it again.
Are they required by law or something to send those out? It is almost like needing to reconfirm your cookie in the webbrowser
Ive gotten 4 notifications from sammy sung advising me they have updated their TOS. never used to get those