The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has warned people to not “kiss or cuddle your turtle” after a salmonella outbreak linked to small turtles has sickened at least 26 people across 11 states.
Public health officials announced that they are investigating a “multistate outbreak” of salmonella linked to small turtles after dozens of people have fallen ill in recent months, according to the CDC.
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER!
GIVE ME BACK MY PURSE!
I DON’T KNOW YOU!!!