(Assuming the shower is running. Any temperature.)
The best I could come up with was a hot soup, but eventually you’ll get more water then broth. There has to be a better food out there for those hungry showers!
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I can’t believe that no one has mentioned the famous shower orange yet. On Reddit there is a whole subreddit dedicated to it.
A cold orange in the shower is perfect – it’s refreshing, it smells great and you don’t have to deal with the usual mess of eating an orange.
??? The peel is what I’d consider the messy part. Are people just stomping it down the drain?
The visual of someone waffle stomping an orange is top tier. Thank you.
Waffle stomp gets me laughing every time in any context.
Peel before shower?
Oh, yeah, of course. that makes a lot more sense than what I was imagining.
You take care of that part later, I guess. The whole point of the shower orange IMO is to go primal on it and tear it open and chow down without concern for mess or eating it efficiently. Leaving the peel to pick up afterwards probably just gives the rest of your shower a nice citrus aroma.
going primal on an orange, so unpeel, and eat it like an apple?
More like… take the orange, with the peel still on it, into the shower. Dig your fingers straight through the peel deep into the center of the orange, and then rip it open. Smash your whole face into the middle of the orange, shoving the sweet insides into your mouth and not caring that much of it is smearing on your face. Then shower normally… no sticky residue because you’re already in the shower and it washes right off.
So how do we give awards on here?
Ew, why would I want poopy oranges
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Where else are you supposed to poop?
I enjoy eating peaches in the shower Any messy fruit, really, but stone fruits in general.
You can just shamelessly get in there, get that nectar all over your face, and enjoy it. Probably more enjoyable if you have a beard and need to eat carefully.
I no longer drink, so this is like my shower beer now.
What about shower oranges?
Well obviously
Something hot in an open bowl sounds like the worst food to eat in a shower TBH.
I’d go with something cold in a tube, like an ice pop. Or maybe a beer in one of those fancy insulated tumblers with a closeable lid.
I drink beers out of cans/bottles while showering regularly. The amount of water that gets into the can/bottle is neglible.
No glass bottles please. We don’t want you to star in any internet videos of horribly disfiguring home accidents, if you slip.
For fast eating challenge try cotton candy
Do this if you have ever wanted to identify with a raccoon.
Mangoes because you can go primal without a care
Oh this is a great idea. You could like slice it with your eye teeth and then rip it open like a mad monke out for revenge. I feel like squatting would also give you more control as things get slippery…
Yeah this one feels right
Crunchwrap supreme. Next question.
At the worst point of my life I indeed had a shower crunch wrap after a brutal graveyard shift. This is the answer.
Some stores sell a little shelf for your shower crunchwraps. They have a little suction cup on them. It’s a really clever design.
Most fruit seems to be a good choice IMO. Even veggies may be a decent option. Grapes maybe?
Fruit is generally waterproof, so it’s not like it will taste different in the shower.
I think anything with flour is probably a bad choice. Nobody likes soggy bread/cake/whatever.
I’d also consider any kind of cheeses or cured meat. Maybe a nice meat/cheese/fruit assortment?
Someone once said oranges are perfect for showers. Nice citrus aroma, no sticky mess from juice spray. I could see it …
Nobody likes soggy bread/cake/whatever.
I’d love to introduce you to the best cake: Berry Chantilly Cake.
Can it be a bath instead of a shower?
This is the trashiest boner I have ever had
You’re welcome. 😂 I think I first found this in the days of dial-up, she’s probably in her 50s by now, if she hasn’t died of cheese-curl-induced diverticulitis or something.
That picture has way too many pixels for dial up days
Not if you had Napster and your parents didn’t realize that you can just turn the monitor off without turning the whole computer off all night.
It looks too clear for even the digital cameras or scanners back in the day to me
Not to me. Scanners in that era weren’t half bad. They were far from good by today’s standards… But to me it looks like someone took this picture with a film camera and this was a scan of a print.
Not a large print. But a print. Maybe a 5x7?
Apple in a bath is really nice actually. Get a book, an apple, maybe a comforting beverage of your choice… it’s great
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Cured sausage. It doesn’t dissolve or absorb water.
A summer sausage in the shower is one of life’s guilty pleasures.
Perfect pairing with a shower beer
A nice spicy chorizo
Beer.
But for safety’s sake, please make sure it’s into a can. :)
If anyone has not had a shower beer you should try it!
Back when I smoked I would have a beer and a cig.
Serious question: what’s up with the whole shower beer thing? I have definitely had a beer in the shower a few times in my life, which could be described as rock bottom or a really fun crazy night…
Is it essentially glass-of-wine-in-the-bathtub selfcare?
For me it was part of pre-gaming. I didn’t feel buzzed but for some reason getting out and being clean and 1 or 2 beers in set up the night. Now I have IBS so no more shower beers
Or just stay in the shower with your shower beer and it ends up being a self cleaning problem.
Is there a shower veer community somewhere on the fediverse?
I hated that the reddit one went from enjoying a beer in the shower to just another place for people to show tits.
But we can certainly make one
Tits are tough to argue with
I like tits, but there was a specific gone wild version for those that wanted to be more explicit. I know I’m probably in the minority, but I didn’t want just another thirst trap.
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It might help… you know - with the persistent dehydration.
Everyone saying mango because of that meme but the answer is obviously WATERMELON. It’s got water right in the name and is just as messy as mangoes!
What the hell is wrong with people…
In fairness, the place isn’t called “sensible questions”.
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