There is only one demand, and it is a simple one.
At 4pm this afternoon, President Emmanuel Macron must appear on live French television, on all networks, terrestrial and satellite, and … No!
On all networks, terrestrial and satellite, and have full, unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig! I don’t understand!?
Wait I remember this show but forgot the name! What was it? Black Mirror?
Black Mirror 1x01: The National Anthem.
That’s how they fucked everyone’s mind on episode one, I think it really was what put the show on the map, you’d start this new series you haven’t heard of before and boom, pig fucking.
Great reddit humor.
Well it wasn’t a toe, so it likely wasn’t a German nihilist.
Nihilists? Fuck me…
Say what you will about the tenents of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
Dude.
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No need to be a german nihilist. Anyone could get a toe. There are ways… You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish.
I thought the French knew that they’re supposed to cut parts off of the ruler (beheading) like back in the day, not send them severed body parts smh
I believe in freedom of speech, but HOLY FUCK THIS AIN’T THAT ANYMORE. This is madness
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Schools literature teachers be like “What did the author try to convey?”
Wait, was the person who sent the finger the original owner of the finger, or someone else? The article isn’t clear.
And did the original owner consent to their finger being used in such a way?
(…) cops have yet to ID a suspect.
combined with
Tests later concluded that the digit belonged to a “living human being” who authorities contacted and was “given full medical support,” the source said.
seems to mean that the sender of the finger, and the person to whom the finger belonged to are 2 separate people.
That’s fucking weird.
Was the finger giving willingly?
(…) cops have yet to ID a suspect.
Surely the could do it digitally?
Protests are one thing, but this is a bit much. What does it achieve?
It is likely fake. Governments do this all the time to create a headline, distract from actual issues and make Dear Leader appear to be a victim.
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