• Yote.zip@pawb.social
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    This is what they mean when they say it’s hard to be a straight white male. Who can keep track of all the tiny things that might cause you to turn gay?

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      1 year ago

      Care about the environment? Gay!

      Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!

      Act with empathy towards others? Gay!

      Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!

      Truck too small? Gay!

      Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

      Where do we draw the line!!!

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        Care about the environment? Gay!

        Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!

        Act with empathy towards others? Gay!

        Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!

        Truck too small? Gay!

        Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

        One of those is not like the others…

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        Truck too big? Gay or compensating!

        I was with you until this part. The bigger the truck, the more heterosexual you are. Especially if the truck is super loud. Anything smaller than a Silverado and you’d probably consider having your ass penetrated.