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I tell this story all the time.
I was hanging out with this dude that I did drugs with, and I told him about a chick I hooked up with the night before. I told him that she preferred butt stuff, and he told me that he would never do anal with a chick. I asked why, and he said “Having anal sex with a chick is exactly the same as having anal sex with a dude. Thus anal sex is always gay regardless of the partner makeup.” So, he said it a lot dumber than I typed it and with a southern accent. But, you get the idea.
This is the same guy that said he’d never take ecstasy because “it makes you act gay”. That dude sure was worried about being gay. Hehehe
It’s so sad. I love when mostly straight people feel comfortable enough in their sexuality to act, “gay.” Sometimes people do it wrong, flirting and then getting mad when queer people catch feelings, but it usually shows that the person is accepting and comfortable with who they are. If they discover that they actually aren’t straight, there shouldn’t be anything wrong with that either.
Kind of suspicious, don’t you think?
This is what they mean when they say it’s hard to be a straight white male. Who can keep track of all the tiny things that might cause you to turn gay?
Care about the environment? Gay!
Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!
Act with empathy towards others? Gay!
Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!
Truck too small? Gay!
Truck too big? Gay or compensating!
Where do we draw the line!!!
Care about the environment? Gay!
Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!
Act with empathy towards others? Gay!
Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!
Truck too small? Gay!
Truck too big? Gay or compensating!
One of those is not like the others…
yeah! there’s no such thing as a truck that’s too big!
vroom vroooom!!!
runs over nice garden
You are correct. One of them has “or compensating” as an option.
Yeah, they could be gay and compensating!
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Wiping your ass after a No.2? Believe it or not, gay.
Using a bidet to clean up after a no. 2 - super gay
Truck too big? Gay or compensating!
I was with you until this part. The bigger the truck, the more heterosexual you are. Especially if the truck is super loud. Anything smaller than a Silverado and you’d probably consider having your ass penetrated.
Ah yes, the rampant faggotry of social responsibility
Fellas, is it gay to use a bag for my shopping
Only when you store the bags in your ass and pull them out in front of the cashier.
If that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.
But there’s lots of bags tied together so it’s like a magician pulling a string of handkerchiefs out
It’s not gay if it’s your own ass, it’s only gay if you’re using your buddies Kleenex box.
As a straight man I do this to show my support as an ally
Easy solution: just say “no homo” all the time. “Do you need a bag?” – “No, I brought my own but no homo.” – “What ever.”
Isn’t being that insecure stereotypically feminine behaviour - ya know… Kinda gay?
If you want to be gay, be gay. If you want to be a bit gay, be a bit gay. if you don’t, that’s totally fine too - Just stop worrying about crossing some arbitrary line into… what?
If cleaning up after yourself leads to you railing some dude, the cleaning up was never the problem, and maybe you just opened yourself up to something wonderful.
It sounds like you’re trying to apply reason to the perception of behaviour as masculine, feminine, straight or gay, and the perception of those categorisations as positive or negative.
That is misguided :)
I’m just applying the same type of nonsensical stereotypes this group will display to show that this is gay behaviour too, and the entire discussion is moronic. I say this as a cishet guy that went to a boys school and heard all this nonsense regularly.
Just clean up your shit - if that somehow leads you to discover your love of men, roll with it… you were almost certainly always gay, and that’s something to embrace fear.
Yeah, but “applying the same type of stereotypes” is an example of trying to reason about this kind of thinking which can’t be done. You see a parallel between worrying about something silly like how you’re perceived for being green, and other stereotypically feminine behaviours - but prejudiced people don’t see or don’t care about that parallel.
Those prejudiced people aren’t likely to be browsing !/gay - my comments weren’t for their benefit.
Do you think you’re having more success bringing prejudiced people around in here than I am, or do you think there might be reasons to post here that aren’t for the benefit of the prejudiced?
do you think there might be reasons to post here that aren’t for the benefit of the prejudiced?
Sure, but I don’t know what you’re getting at.
If we’re not posting for the benefit of the prejudiced, there’s no particular need to…
reason about this kind of thinking which can’t be done.
…or worry that
prejudiced people don’t see or don’t care about that parallel.
My understanding was exactly that you were reasoning about that kind of thinking - hence the start of that sentence, “It sounds like you’re trying to apply reason…” ;) If not I don’t understand your original comment!
I don’t understand your first line at all.
Being so insecure about whether or not you’re perceived as feminine/gay is hella gay. As in, super closeted and desperately trying to deny the truth by any means kind of gay.
I’m dating another man. I don’t know any gay guys who worry about this.
Does insecurity so crippling it stops you from cleaning up after yourself when camping seem well aligned with the stereotypical ultra-masculine archetype to you?
Of course it’s ultimately all nonsense and stereotypes - but that’s really the point - this arbitrary “that’s gay… and that’s a problem” nonsense just draws lines people fear to cross and limits their freedom for no benefit.
Idk anything about that. I was in scouts all the men I know mostly go by the motto leave only footprints.
And I think that’s a fine and good principle to live by.
Shhhh, we’re trying to convince these guys that it’s less gay to save the environment!
I hate it when I pull out my reusable bag and suddenly get gangbanged by 20 gay guys.
I can’t put a single glass bottle in the recycling without sucking at least three cocks. It takes up so much time.
Hey bro, that bottle is looking a little empty
Some men don’t clean their ass because they don’t want to be perceived as gay.
It bothers me that it isn’t just an internet meme.
“That’s why I don’t jerk off. Jerking off requires touching a man’s dick and touching dick is gay.” - these people probably.
What if they touch their butthole? What if they like it?!
I heard that’s what happened to Tab Hunter!
The only thing gayer than having hot sex with other men is not doing the things you enjoy or making your own life more difficult to stop the gay goblin in your brain from calling you a gay.
Beware of the gay brain goblin!
Somehow being a nice person that care for others is gay.
Good times… something something… men with erections.
Dang these gay people must be pretty great if any pro-social behavior gets you mistaken for one
Yeah, I remember being worried I would be perceived as gay.
I was 13 and it was the 7th grade.
Ah, to be young again…
Literally they used studies that had nothing to do with environmentalism then drew conclusions from those studies to support this wild and unsubstantiated claim that “straight men see environmentalism as gay”.
The studies they quote were around perceived sexuality of personality traits considered socially to be “gender bending”. A label so outdated as to show the age and relevance of such a study.
This is the academic equivalent of tabloid news.
If I were rich, I’d definitely find a “study” that proves that single use plastic bags are now ultra gay just to make them switch. It’d probably either confuse them and cause them not to use bags at all or make them switch.
Tfw you spot a guy carrying 20 cans of ravioli, carefully balanced in his arms, and you have to wonder if he forgot his reusable bags today or if he is just ultra not-gay…
I’m apparently gay af.
I’m curious about the train of thought here.
How do you get from the thought of preserving nature to being gay?Does someone or something say lies to these folks?
I thought lots of insecure men don’t even wash their ass because it’s gay
Yeah I’ve heard about that.
Might be the same phenomenon.I could see the point if it was the inside of your ass.
I’d rather just be gay than be able to smell my own ass every time I sit down. I wipe my ass and anyone that has a problem with that can fuck off.
Oh, it goes back to that big nature conservationist and massive queen Teddy Roosevelt. Conservatives hate him.
