Look into the match group. All their dating apps (and they own almost all of them) are designed to only make pairings that almost work but have one fatal incompatibility so both users come back and use the app again.
It’s evil. Never use them. They own at least:
Archer Asian People Meet Babyboomer People Meet BB People Meet Black Christian People Meet Black People Meet Black Professional People Meet BLK Catholic People Meet Chinese People Meet Chispa Delightful Democratic People Meet Divorced People Meet Genxpeoplemeet Hinge Indiamatch Interracial People Meet Italian People Meet J People Meet Latino People Meet Ldsplanet Little People Meet Loveandseek Marriage Minded People Meet Match.com Match Japan OkCupid Ourtime People Meet Pet People Meet Republican People Meet Seniorblack People Meet Single People Meet Stir The League Tinder Upward Veggiepeoplemeet Yuzu
Why only young people?
Where the hell am I going to find two exes? I’m almost 40 and still with my first girlfriend.
Well, you could probably have 1 ex if your current GF found you still using a dating app.
Because she’s in the app? Hmmmm
It’s straight to therapy for you then
Stay strong, I’m trying to find gf #4 in my late 30s. Not dating young really makes it hard as an adult
I can’t afford therapy and never dated. FML
“three therapists” look at this rich person who can afford three therapists
If you’re messed up enough, there’s a chance the state has payed for them. On the other hand, at that point there’s probably also a very specific reason for being single.
Is there a dating app for people who don’t use dating apps due to the inherent data security and privacy issues?
The arch Linux mailing list?
The subtle burns are the best ones.
I recommend a glottal stimulation of air paticles to cause positive vibrations of a membrane inside the receivers skull cavity resulting in consentual intra-species discourse. Chicks dig that shit.
Aaargh! Grug make mouth-noise, and now da air is all wobbly. Eerz hert from da wibble wobble air, it wobble too fast!
Thats the spirit. The pain just means its working.
“Nevermet”?
Userbase: 9 users per City. None rurally.
Per major city.
And zero in the smaller towns.mfw (barring college dorms for 2 years,) I have never lived inside town or city limits.
I hope this happens so I can hop on the fake ex market early. I’ll insert you into my fictional dating history at a rate of $50 per month that we were supposedly together.
The ex has to also be on platform, and is a web of trust kind of algorithm. If the people you recommend violate the rules then if ducks points from you. If you get below a certain point, you and all the people you recommended are banned. If you want to open another account to keep your fake ex business going, you are going to have to get more people to vouch for you again
deducts?
Yes? I think so. Sorry. Non English native
Sorry
Tfw no exes
I can easily get both. Yet I know I am a deeply broken person and probably the last person you should date.
ASLRP, please
Anal sex live reaction polling?
Close. Anal sex love role playing
It used to be friends/acquaintances that’d vouch for you, but ever since they paywalled that shit… 🤷🏼♂️
No way am I doing either.
I’m so glad I found my forever person before dating apps really took off