I have a crush on TotallynotJessica.
This is such a nightmare to search for online. I want to find a tailor who does maid dresses. No, not bridesmaid dresses. No, not sissy maid fetish dresses. Okay now it’s just dress tailors with pun names like Maid to Measure. I guess you just have to know the right people.
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SOLD!
I still understand your reaction, Smorty. You had a gut reaction that was unrelated to the intention of the post, and that’s okay. 💙
Guessing we’re talking about Jesse Singal. The man who was banned and then allowed back in after negotiating directly with bsky staff.
Silly lungs. You extract oxygen from air. Putting air into the bloodstream is very bad.
Getting it right is the wrong philosophy. As the saying goes, live every day like it’s Monday.
I’m glad you made me think to look up the video. Now I know I’ve been saying this for 11 years, in front of many coworkers and other acquaintances, without any explanation.
They said we’d never have consumer tech that could white clip in real time but look at us now.
Okay but imagine getting anally impaled and then just dying. That still seems like not a bad deal.