Accidentally made a hot-girl union.
Now they can organize and demand higher quality pickup lines.
this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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~~Apes~~ babes together strong
How do you get those crossed out words?
Nice comment by the way
~~Strikethrough~~, you can get them like ~~this~~
In a group of 40 women, chances are really high at least 2 of them would be a good couple. It's a blind group date.
Guy is shooting his shot at a 40-way
guy shooting his shotgun
Lemmy has so much fewer comments than reddit, but goddamn do they hit here lmao. Second comment in ten minutes to almost make me choke on my dinner
Because it spreads, or because he committed Kurt Cobain?
Big mistake not hanging around to at least test the waters after a few replies
Casting a wide net, as they say
Dang, he really ruined his chances with nearly 40 women all at once
It will take my entire life to ruin my chances with this many. My hero 🛐🛐🛐
Bro was aoe farming
Pulled too much aggro sadly
I prefer AoE2
AoE4 is pretty cool too though
Guys it’s called efficiency
No, it's called stupidity. WhatsApp allows for Broadcast lists, which do what he was trying to do.
When getting a date isn't even worth copy pasting to you, you aren't worthy of the tiddies.
Souls-like difficulty setting.
Collateral damage
The Bachelor with social anxiety
Dudes rock!
Better luck next time.
Luck is just probability. Increase luck by hitting on many more people at once!
The Boomhauer method.
Man I'm so lost by this
It looks like he tried to send one mass flirt message to 39 women, but it went out in a group chat instead of individual messages. So he acknowledged his failure and left his own group chat.
He tried sending the same message to 39 women, (assuming that the message would be sent seperately) only to realize that they were all added to a group chat. It dawned on him that each woman could see that he had sent the same message to everyone in the group. He realized the error of his ways, and swift departed. (Presumably out of embarrasment)