Johnson & Johnson is trying to file for bankruptcy. They are taking it to the Supreme Court for protection against the litigation results of their products potentially causing cancer.

trashmonkey@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

ytsedude@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

There’s gotta be a better way to rephrase that and end up with a different abbreviation than “I ANAL.” 😂

mycatiskai@lemmy.one · 1 year ago

Does I Literally, Obviously, Vociferously, Emphatically Am Not A Lawyer work better?

Ersatz86@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

ILOVEANAL has a certain catchy thrust to it, yes.

Ænima@lemm.ee · 1 year ago

Just slides right into place with little resistance.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Just the tip.

EpeeGnome@lemmy.fmhy.net · 1 year ago

You’d think so, but that’s been a standard abbreviation around the Internet for at least 5 years.

The Pantser@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

INAL would be less ANALy, I’m Not A Lawyer but I love IANAL because I have to stop and think about butts.

mars296@kbin.social · 1 year ago

Closer to 15

ares35@kbin.social · 1 year ago

it’s a lot older than that. dates back to usenet, so three decades at least.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Let’s be honest: ever met a non-anal lawyer?

Johnson &amp; Johnson is trying to file for bankruptcy. They are taking it to the Supreme Court for protection against the litigation results of their products potentially causing cancer.