I swear this happens once a week and I make sure to flush before she ends it each time.
I’m a guy and I’ve experienced the same thing. I don’t get it at all. Aren’t you at all embarrassed to be conversing on the phone while dropping bombs?! And no one else sitting in a stall wants to hear your conversation! Just scroll Lemmy and leave us alone!
I don’t do it at work, but I’ll talk on the phone while growing tail at home.
And wash your hands you disgusting, filthy boomers. Jfc.
Thankfully I don’t see too much of that. I actually find a general lack of consideration. People talking on speakerphone, on a quiet bus commuting home from the city. No one wants to hear your conversation. I don’t get the mentality.
I don’t get it either. I always try to stay invisible, out of the way, and polite. I think there’s people that just have to be at the center of the universe, whether that universe is the restroom, subway car, CHURCH…
At one point we had a remote office in a bank. One of my coworkers, W, had a pretty severe intestinal condition.
Anyway, I’m using the facilities, and one of the bankers comes in and heads to a stall. His phone rings while he’s in there, which he answers. It’s obviously a work call.
By this time, I’m heading over to wash my hands, just as W slams open the door with an panicked look. He violently shoulders open a stall, drops trousers, and unleashes just an absolutely unholy flume of waste, accompanied by a couple of mercy flushes.
“Uh, I’ll call you back”.
I’m assuming lessons were learned that day.
You totally need to make really loud hnnnnnng…splosh noises.
Does the person she is speaking with know where she is?
Loud grunting and farting noises intensify
Loud grunting and farting noises intensify
This is the one time you should be “loud and proud” about doing your business.
“That’s right, buddy! Show that turd who’s boss!”
Who does number 2 work for?
