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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • I will try not to today. I really will. I stop at a gas station every morning on my way to work for a diet pepsi and the clerk talked me out of cigarettes. I planned my therapist for today after work… I have a gay child. I posted on Facebook 4AM “soooo what do I tell the gay child? Asking for a friend.” Wearing all black today. With 50% of the national vote, and 66% of my state vote, I can’t look anyone in the eye today without thinking, you agreed that I should be persecuted for not voting for him. You agreed that a convicted cheater and rapist should be running our country. I am literally crying typing this at work… my lesbian coworker (in the closet) saluted me walking in this morning. It just sucks. It’s so wrong.








  • I was on business trip in Atlanta and had nachos at a dive bar. My supplier had put me up in a corner suite overlooking the runway and I spent the night bowl hugging with liquid coming out of both ends. Met my boss at the airport the next morning where he said I looked green… and he upgraded us to FirstClass. It was my first time in FirstClass and I spent it in the lavatory. Got off the plane, had a meeting at the plant, went to the hotel and passed out for 12 hours.