• Mothra@mander.xyz
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    I didn’t know the meme or who this person is, and I know about as much about vibrating sex toys as I know about chess- just the basics, I’m not an expert.

    1. how can someone cheat at chess?
    2. how can someone cheat at chess using a vibrator???
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      1. Have an accomplice feeding the game into a computer to figure out the best move to make next.

      2. Send the information to the chess player using Morse code butt vibrations.

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        Nakamura said in a podcast all he would need to know is that there is a winning move and he’d be able to find it.

        So, just one buzz is enough that says “in this position there is a move that wins the game”.

        Kinda like everyone’s ratings in puzzles is higher than in elo because by the very nature of the puzzle there is a winning sequence to find.

        In play, if I don’t spot a winning tactic I just move to (try to) improve my position. In puzzles if I don’t spot a winning tactic, I look again, and again, and again…

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          1 year ago

          Yes, that would be easier to keep track, and less risk of accidentally cumming.

    • bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world
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      1. you use a super genius AI
      2. you stick it in the ass, and have your partner play a genius AI, partner mimicking the real opponents moves, then somehow coordinate the AIs move to you using the vibrator.

      Its convoluted but technically not impossible