Where we’re going we won’t need fingernails

The feral urge to consume large amounts of calories in a corner

Solution: play through two mirrors

It helps to be a liquid

Oh sorry, I forgot the determinative. 💦3st

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It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

Fluffy gorl

Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

Dehydration was never an option

Yeah I’m smelling burnt toast here

I could pet 3 isopods

IIRC feddit.de’s storage filled up with pictures, which broke the front end, and backups didn’t work

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

By a stroke of luck, one of the people to see these new screen savers was a member of the marketing team who tried them out the night before an already-scheduled visit in New York City with a major computer industry magazine. He loved them and wrote back, “You can call off the vote. We’re adding all of them to the product!”

Just think, if not for this email we might not have had that episode of LGR where “PENISES” suddenly appeared on the screen behind Clint as he was talking about it.

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs