trouser_mouse

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[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kind of yes! The Sunday Sport generally runs articles on "sex dwarfs" that look like famous people, dogs "bumming" things, people getting things stuck up or in places, politicians doing made up sex things, aliens, and celebrity "sex arse" toys.

They get away with saying a lot of objectionable stuff, and have come in for a lot of criticism (and rightly so), but they are a top tier shit posting rag and have been since the 1980s.

 
[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's like that licking machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 licks to clean a lightly cummed on Tootsie Pop

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm sure that would clean up okay, you should definitely buy it.

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Indeed, never let "facts" or indeed anything like that get in the way of your opinion and the things you say!

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The Most Pathetic Person

 
 

Starring our very own Esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world!

I for one am looking forward to it, and as you can see from the review above, even the star of the show can't say enough good things about it.

The movie will be at least at 10/10.

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This is awesome, you're getting on so fast!

One thought - I wonder if dark mode is a little too dark, could maybe do with being slightly grey/blue and have post shadows off by default (but on in light mode). Love the green dividers in amold mode!

Best Lemmy app by far!

 
[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I did this too, everything had feet by the time I finished. Everything.

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Goat trees are the worst. My neighbour had one and it hung over the fence and kept dropping goats into my garden.

 
[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I tried that line once, but the pizza restaurant still kicked me out

 
[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you Margot Robbie! I think it could go on to be a classic like The Suicide Squad or The Legend of Tarzan

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[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Could you expand on that a bit when you have chance, what is the issue and does it affect all instances or are you meaning one particularly? Genuinely curious - suspect you may mean bias or censorship but don't want to make assumptions.

(Surprisingly for the internet, I'm not going to argue with you if I don't agree - I am just interested to know why you think what you do and other people reading might also find it useful or interesting!)

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The halfling walked hesitantly and with great stealth along the cold stone hallway. Ahead, a soft light flickered from underneath an old wooden door.

Reaching the door, he tried the handle and the door creaked open. The halfling’s eyes looked around the room, moving like a bat’s eyes might if it was looking around a room. In contrast to the grey and dark hallway, the wood panelled room was lit by the warm light of torches and scented candles, and soft violin music drifted from an adjoining room. Who was playing the music, he wondered.

From the adjoining room, a voice. “Have you ever heard such a song?” the voice said in an unusual tone, soft, yet sharp like a bat’s tooth.

“There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea You became the light on the dark side of me -”

The door to the adjoining room opened and there was the Count. Behind him an antique chaise longue.

“I thought you slept in a coffin…?” the halfling said.

“Not when there are two of us,” said the count.

THE END

 
 

An amazing and beautiful masterpiece.

Also see this cover on an accordian of a pivotal moment in the movie. Wonderful stuff!

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