The skin will eventually turn blue as well, once they die from the entirety preventable diseases that they refuse to vaccinate for.

And just like that, c/conservative became my favorite community.

Holy shit, what?

I am a free. I am not man. A number.

I never touch the stuff.

Wording it like a Jeff Foxworthy joke is honestly probably the best hope of getting this message to conservatives.

This is all true, but I refuse to take off my nostalgia colored glasses.

FFIX is the best game in the franchise and I’ll die on that hill.

It’s a terrible game, and I love it so much.

The depths of conservative delusion truly knows no bounds.

That’ll never work. You gotta say it in elvish.