Regardless of where it happened, it’s still an apt metaphor for America

Also not true. Their own manual states not all models have manual overrides

The spots might be helpful for baby tigers?

Not even once

Break a leg!

I was just talking about Chilean Sea Bass and how much I detest fish in general!

This new name puts me off.

Eminem?

Expecting corporations to “solve important problems in the world” is foolish though. You should expect your government to tax them fairly so that they can work on people problems and maybe it takes corporations a few years longer to afford their own fleet of nuclear power stations.

Spraying water seems too tame. Next time spray horny bug pheromones so they multiply like rabbits!

“Just in, this rare Laurentian ‘brown’. Renamed ‘cocoa’ in 1978 for political reasons, this one turned up outta nowhere at auction last week. Anyway, yours for 500 rupees.”

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It’s not a decision to obey. It’s just a boring skit they put on once in a while. I feel like the kids’ Model UN has more actual impact on society than the UN and its toothless performative bullshit

It’s obvious why OP is ashamed. But why aren’t you? Proud of your nation’s quiet support of a genocide?

Couldn’t pay me $10M to live in a building with that fuck’s name on it. Hope they’ll all ashamed of their address.

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Pro tip: just scan what you can in 3 minutes and take the rest as payment for doing their work.

Jonathan would draw yuge crowds.

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find the real solution. Eject rotors, then eject pilots. I think fighter jets basically do the same: eject canopy, then seat.

Worth a shot!

Their leadership should be broken up into smaller pieces.