He also abuses his X all the time

Why is my cocaine retiring?

I would prefer David Hasselhoff made out of hasselback potatoes.

No just balls

Do you only call them when you have one of your dramas?

Christian Cameron’s latest book in his Long War series just came out, so I’m doing a reread of the previous books to get up to speed. Currently on “Rage of Ares”, which will cover the Battle of Plataea. Also, just finished L.E.Modesitt Jr’s latest book, Contrarian, and as always, I wish the next one is already out. And one can never read Modesitt’s novels without getting hungry…no of any other fantasy author who goes into detail what’s in each meal. He obviously cooks too, and I wonder if he would release recipes of what he describes.

My lava broke my heart.

Government nanobots must weigh quite a bit, so maybe he’s lost some weight after the switch?

So yesterday wife and I took our 3 year old to the park, and we took turns running while one of us stayed with her so she can cycle. Then later we were all walking back when my daughter exclaimed loudly “DADDY WHY IS THAT MUMMY BUT WEARING PANTS PROPERLY, CAN SEE HER BUTT BUTT, EVERYBODY CAN SEE HER BUTT BUTT!” At first I thought my wife has a wardrobe malfunction, so someone else did. But my toddler was pointing at a woman wearing nude body hugging yoga pants so yeah… From a certain angle and in the view of my unfiltered 3 year old daughter, it’s as if her ass was out there for all to see! We quickly walked away (thankfully the woman didn’t hear) while laughing uncontrollably. Later the woman did pass us by but I saw just in time and distracted my toddler so that she wouldn’t decide to ask again…! XD

He got some offers through a series of faxes

Omg there’s Nick Fury porn now!??

No one’s replied…but I did more research and finally decided on ordering the Breville Bambino. Waiting for it to arrive.

Me and @psychothumbs and @YoBuckStopsHere

Chapock!

What haram joke? Now I’m curious